making fun of small dick energy isn’t anti body positive fools. it’s about your spiritual dick. your soul cock. u can have a small dick and have the biggest dick energy in the world. dick energy transcends human form u cowards
What did I just read
the truth
Oceans 8. Was it groundbreaking? Not really? Did I feel ready to rob a jewelry store and make a girl group of criminals? Absolutely! Do I want more movies like this? OF COURSE
Guy who likes music
Is he an alien
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?
It’s like resting a laundry basket against your hip and suddenly you’re a long-suffering peasant woman, wondering if you’ll survive the winter.












